Thursday, August 3, 2017

Cats Not Kids

Sometimes I feel like I'm going a little bit insane when I find myself yelling, "WHY CAN'T YOU WALK UP THE STAIRS LIKE A NORMAL CAT?!?" as Kira climbs the coatrack next to the staircase and slithers through the railing... again.

One of the many reasons why I don't have children: if my cats are this precocious, my kids would be worse, and I'd go completely 'round the bend in short order. Cats, if they're getting too rowdy or destructive, can be confined to a little plastic box for a time. Do that to a kid, and the authorities start questioning your suitability as a parent.

Better to stick with cats.

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