Tuesday, April 14, 2020

Horticultural Humor

I just saw an article with the headline, "How To Grow Lots of Zucchini."

If I were writing the article, it would go like this:

Step 1: plant zucchini.

Step 2: stand back.

(Speaking of which, I should pop out to the greenhouse to see how my seedlings are doing. Last year's zucchini harvest was more than we needed, even with giving a lot of it away, so I'm only doing one zucchini plant this year. That should give me enough for a few batches of zucchini relish, some zucchini bread, and sautéed zucchini about once a week through the summer.)