Sunday, March 1, 2020

RT

I was out to dinner with a friend tonight. As we were leaving the restaurant, she was complaining of some unusual abdominal pain that had been going on for several days, and as she's going through the list of possible causes, she says, "I hope I'm not pregnant -- I ain't ready for no kid!"

A young woman at a nearby table looks over and says, "gurl, retweet!"

I'm torn between feeling very, very old... and laughing my ass off.

No comments:

Post a Comment